100days

hindi kita iniwan. hinding hindi kita iiwan. lumayo lang ako kasi kailangan kong mag-heal. kung tutuloy tayo ng mahina ako, masusumbatan lang kita. magaaway lang tayo. hindi kita iniwan. hindi. hindi ko magagawang sirain iyong promise ko sayo. never. nunca. masyado na kitang mahal para gawin ko yun. mahal kita. wag mo isipin na iiwan kita. hindi. ikakamatay ko yun. hayaan mo lang na magheal ako. give me 100 days. ayokong bumalik sayo na masusumbatan kita dahil nangyari ang mga bagay-bagay. maniwala ka sa akin. ginagawa ko to di lang para sa akin kung di para sa atin din. ayoko dumating iyong time na iisipin natin na we're not meant for each other, gaya ng iniisip mo ngayon. ayusin muna natin ang mga sarili natin.

sa loob ng 100days, magkakaroon tayo ng oras na amg-isip. pero kung di mo kaya. kung tingin mo balewala na, sabihin mo sa akin agad, wag mo na hintayin ung ika 100th day. wag mong hintayin na dadating dun sa point na mas mahal pa kita ngayon at di ko na kayang i-let go ka.

mahal kita kevin. mahal na mahal. hindi ko maipipilit sayo na wag mong isipin ang mga naiisip mo ngayon kasi isip mo yan. wala akong magagawa, pero sana lang. maniwala ka sa gagawin ko ngayon. masakit. sobra tayong nasasaktan. pero kailangan para maging mas matatag tayo. hindi sapat yung mga napagdaanan na natin. kevin. mahal na mahal kita. kung may gusto man ako na makasama in the future, ikaw na yon. iloooveyousomuch. mamimiss kita. ngayon pa lang.

iniiyakan na naman kita, di ka naman patay. hay. ang hirap. tuwing mag-iisa ako, ikaw na lang lagi asa isip ko. out of the blue, biglang kang sisingit sautak ko at iiyak na lang ako bigla. ito ang pinakamahirap na desisyon na nagawa ko. sana, suportahan mo ako.

mahal kita kevin.walang magbabago. ako pa rin ang armine mo.

a BLOG of APPRECIATION :)

hey sexylove :)

i want to express my deepest gratitude for my only love :)

thank you for making me smile.
for making me laugh.
for making me sad.
for making me mad.
for making me bad.
it makes me feel that I am alive and that you're really concerned about what I feel.

thank you for the times you waited.
for the times you understood.
for the times you cared.
for the times you laughed with me. cried with me.
it made me feel that I am loved.

thank you for being sweet and cheesy.
serious and funny
helpful and patient
it made me feel that I am special.

thank your for the little things you do
you never demanded something in return

thank you for helping me with my problems
you never left me

thank you for not leaving me though I always start a fight
you never said It's my fault

thank you for coming back though I let you go
you never looked for somebody else

thank you for loving me.
I LOVE YOU TOO :)


All the things that you do are very much appreciated baby.
I love you so much :)

talk about IRONY :P

Top Ten INventions of 2008:

1. Water Proof Towel

2. Solar powered flashlight

3. Submarine Screen door

4. A book on how to read

5. Inflatable dart board

6. A dictionary index

7. Ejector seat in a helicopter

8. Pedal-powered wheel chair

9. Powedered water

10. Water proof tea bag

=p

The Sacrament of Waiting

From: Chesca Tinio
http://chescatinio.multiply.com/journal/item/12/the_sacrament_of_waiting_

The Sacrament of Waiting by Fr. James Donelan, S.J.

The English poet John Milton once wrote that those who serve stand and wait. I think I would go further and say that those who wait render the highest form of service. Waiting requires more discipline, more self-control and emotional maturity, more unshakeable faith in our cause, more unwavering hope in the future, more sustaining love in our hearts than all the great deeds of derring-do that go by the name of action.

Waiting is a mystery—a natural sacrament of life. There is a meaning hidden in all the times we have to wait. It must be an important mystery because there is so much waiting in our lives.

Everyday is filled with those little moments of waiting—testing our patience and our nerves, schooling us in our self-control—pasensya na lang. We wait for meals to be served, for a letter to arrive, for a friend, concerts and circuses. Our airline terminals, railway stations, and bus depots are temples of waiting filled with men and women who wait in joy for the arrival of a loved one—or wait in sadness to say goodbye and to give that last wave of hand. We wait for birthdays and vacations; we wait for Christmas. We wait for spring to come or autumn—for the rains to begin or stop.

And we wait for ourselves to grow from childhood to maturity. We wait for those inner voices that tell us when we are ready for the next step. We wait for graduation, for our first job, our first promotion. We wait for success, and recognition. We wait to grow up—to reach the stage where we make our own decision.

We cannot remove this waiting from our lives. It is part of the tapestry of living—the fabric in which the threads are woven that tell the story of our lives.

Yet the current philosophies would have us forget the need to wait. “Grab all the gusto you can get.” So reads one of America’s great beer advertisements—Get it now. Instant pleasure—instant transcendence. Don’t wait for anything. Life is short—eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you’ll die. And so they rationalize us into accepting unlicensed and irresponsible freedom—premarital sex and extramarital affairs—they warn against attachment and commitment, against expecting anything of anybody, or allowing them to expect anything of us, against vows and promises, against duty and responsibility, against dropping any anchors in the currents of our life that will cause us to hold and to wait.

This may be the correct prescription for pleasure—but even that is fleeting and doubtful. What was it Shakespeare said about the mad pursuit of pleasure? “Past reason hunted, and once had, past reason hated.” Now if we wish to be real human beings, spirit as well as flesh, souls as well as heart, we have to learn to love someone else other than ourselves.

For most of all waiting means waiting for someone else. It is a mystery brushing by our face everyday like stray wind or a leaf falling from a tree. Anyone who has ever loved knows how much waiting goes into it, how much waiting is important for love to grow, to flourish through a lifetime.

Why is this so? Why can’t we have love right now—two years, three years, five years—and seemingly waste so much time? You might as well ask why a tree should take so long to bear fruit, the seed to flower, carbon to change into a diamond.

There is no simple answer, no more than there is to life’s demands: having to say goodbye to someone you love because either you or they have already made other commitments, or because they have to grow and find the meaning of their own lives, having yourself to leave home and loved ones to find your path. Goodbyes, like waiting, are also sacraments of our lives.

All we know is that growth—the budding, the flowering of love needs patient waiting. We have to give each other time to grow. There is no way we can make someone else truly love us or we love them, except through time. So we give each other that mysterious gift of waiting—of being present without making demands or asking rewards. There is nothing harder to do than this. It tests the depth and sincerity of our love. But there is life in the gift we give.

So lovers wait for each other until they can see things the same way, or let each other freely see things in quite different ways. What do we lose when lovers hurt each other and cannot regain the balance and intimacy of the way they were? They have to wait—in silence—but still be present to each other until the pain subsides to an ache and then only a memory, and the threads of the tapestry can be woven together again in a single love story.

What do we lose when we refuse to wait? When we try to find short cuts through life, when we try to incubate love and rush blindly and foolishly into a commitment we are neither mature nor responsible enough to assume? We lose the hope of ever truly loving or being loved. Think of all the great love stories of history and literature. Isn’t it of their very essence that they are filled with the strange but common mystery—that waiting is part of the substance, the basic fabric—against which the story of that true love is written?

How can we ever find either life or love if we are too impatient to wait for it?

Frustration

ANNOYING: It rained cats and dogs toDAY. hell. I was wearing my cute white pumps today and my feet got wet. bummer. It's hard to walk. There's TAFT RIVER. Oh my. ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES where STREETS, AVENUES and BOULEVARDS become a body of water. What the hell. MMDA should do something about this. IT'S FREAKIN' ANNOYING.

MORE ANNOYING: We went to school just to attend our major, STGEARTS. I was expecting to see Miss Katea so I can get my coursecard from her, but. She wasn't there. And, she sent a message to Bryan to tell the class that there's no MYTFOLK and she'll be giving our coursecard on FRIDAY. Good thing. Shaira and I will meet on FRIDAY for our effin ENGLRES.

MOST ANNOYING: CLASSES WERE SUSPENDED, 11:20PM ONWARDS. FCUK. TOO MAD TO ELABORATE.

The one that got away

*Stolen from Sherwin Diu
Link: http://sherdiu.multiply.com/journal/item/43/The_one_that_got_away..

In your life, you'll make note of a lot of people. Ones with whom you shared something special, ones who will always mean something. There's the one you first kissed, the one you first loved, the one you lost your virginity to, the one you put on a pedestal, the one you're with ... and the one that got away.

Who is the one that got away? I guess it's that person with who everything was great, everything was perfect, but the timing was just wrong. There was no fault in the person, there was no flaw in the chemistry, but the cards just didn't fall the right way, I suppose.

I believe in the fact that ending up with someone, finding a longtime partner that is, does not lie merely in the other person. I can actually argue that an equal part, or maybe even the greater part, has to do with the matter of timing. It has to do with you being ready to settle down and commit to someone in a way that goes beyond the little niceties of giddy romance.

How often have you gone through it without even realizing it? When you're not ready to commit in that mature manner, it doesn't matter who you're with, it just doesn't work. Small problems become big; inconsequential become deal breakers simply because you're not ready and it shows. It's not that you and the person you're with are no good; it's just that it's not yet right, and little things become the flash point of that fact.

Then one day you're ready. You really are. And when this happens you'll be ready to settle down with someone. He or she may not be the most perfect, they might not be the brightest star of romance to ever have burned in your life, but it'll work because you're ready. It'll work because it's the right time and you'll make it work. And it'll make sense, it really will.

So that day comes when you're finally making sense of things, and you find yourself to be a different person. Things are different, your approach is different, you finally understand who you are and what you want, and you've become ready because the time has truly arrived. And mind you, there's no telling when this day will come. Hopefully you're single but you could be in a long-term relationship, you could be married with three kids, it doesn't matter. All you know is that you've changed, and for some reason, the one that got away, is the first person you think about.

You'll think about them because you'll wonder, "What if they were here today?" You'll wonder, "What if we were together now, with me as I am and not as I was?" That's what the one that got away is. The biggest "What if?" you'll have in your life.

What do you do if it's not yet too late? Simple ... find him, find her. Because the very existence of a "one that got away" means that you'll always wonder, what if you got that one?

Ask him out to coffee, ask her out to a movie, it doesn't matter if you've dropped in from out of nowhere. You'd be surprised, you just might be "the one that got away" as well for the person who is your "the one that got away."

You might drop in from out of nowhere and it won't make a difference. If the timing is finally right, it'll all just fall into place somehow and you know, I'm thinking, it would be a great feeling, in the end, to be able to say to someone, "Hey you, you're the one that almost got away."

Famous Philippine Movies Lines

1) “You’re nothing but a second-rate, trying hard copycat!”
-Cherie Gil, “Bituing Walang Ningning”

2) “Para kang karinderyang bukas sa lahat ng gustong kumain.”
-Vilma Santos, “Palimos ng Pag-ibig”

3) “Walang himala! Ang himala ay nasa puso ng tao! Nasa puso nating lahat!”
-Nora Aunor, “Himala”

4)“My brother is not a pig! My brother is not a pig! Ang kapatid ko ay tao, hindi baboy damo!”
-Nora Aunor, “Minsa’y Isang Gamugamo”

5) “Gaano kadalas ang minsan? Once, twice, three times more?”
-Hilda Koronel, “Gaano Kadalas Ang Minsan?”

6) Ayoko ng masikip, ayoko ng walang tubig, ayoko ng mabaho, ayoko ng walang pagkain, ayoko ng putik"
-Maricel Soriano, “Kaya Kong Abutin ang Langit”

7) “Hayop… Hayuuup… Hayuuupppp!”
-Nora Aunor, “Ina Ka Ng Anak Mo”

8) “Walang personalan. Trabaho lang.”
-Rudy Fernandez, “Markang Bungo”

9) “Si Val! Si Val! Puro na lang si Val! Si Val na walang malay!”
-Vilma Santos, “Saan Nagtatago ang Pag-ibig”

10) “Pwede bang makausap ang asawa ko na asawa mo na asawa ng bayan?”
-Laurice Guillen, “Nagalit ang Buwan sa Haba ng Gabi”

11) “Akala mo lang wala.. pero meron!! meron!! meron!!”
-Carlo Aquino, “Bata, bata…Paano ka Ginawa”

12) “Gutay-gutay na ang katawan n’yo! Pati ang kaluluwa n’yo, gutay-gutay na rin ”
-Sharon Cuneta, “Pasan Ko Ang Daigdig”

13) “Sabel! This must be love!”
-Carmi Martin, “Working Girls”

14) Sharon: “Ang hirap sa ‘yo, Delfin, maaga kang pinanganak.”
FPJ: “Ang hirap sa ‘yo, Georgia, huli ka nang ipinanganak.”
-Sharon & FPJ, “Kahit Konting Pagtingin”

15) “Wala akong pakialam. Ibalik mo sa akin si Junjun! Ibalik mo sa akin si Junjun!”
-Vilma Santos, “Paano Ba Ang Mangarap?”

16) “Kung saan, kailan at paano ang labanan, magpasabi ka lang. Hindi kita uurungan!”
-Sharon Cuneta, “Dapat Ka Bang Mahalin?”

17) Alice: “Ate, mamatay ako pag kinuha mo sa akin si Alex.”
Lorna: “Ipalilibing kita!”
Alice: “Ate please.”
Lorna: “Nu’ng inagaw mo sa akin si Alex, muntik na rin akong mamatay. Ngayon naagaw ko na siya sa ‘yo, ikaw naman ang mamatay!”
-Alice Dixson and Lorna Tolentino, “Nagbabagang Luha”

18) “Kung hindi mo ako kayang mahalin tulad ng isang tunay na asawa, e di mahalin mo ako bilang isang kaibigan. Kung ayaw mo pa rin no’n, bigyan mo na lang ako ng respeto bilang isang tao.”
-Vilma Santos, “Relasyon”

19) “Cheeta-eh! Ganda lalake! Sinungaling! Sinungaling ka talaga! Panget! Panget ka pa rin!”
Rene Requiestas and his echo in “Starzan 2: The Legend Continues”

20) “Kung hindi tayo kikilos, sino ang kikilos? Kung hindi ngayon, kailan pa?”
-Tony Santos Sr., “Sister Stella L.”

21.I was never your partner. I'm just your wife kaya di mo ako niririspeto.

-SHARON CUNETA in MADRASTA

22.I did not... kill.. Anybooooodddddy!
-NORA AUNOR in FLOR CONTEMPLACION

23.Putang-ina! (Slaps doctor) Diyos ka ba? Diyos ka ba para diktahan ang buhay ko? Ayoko nito! Ayoko nito!
-VILMA SANTOS in THE DOLZURA CORTEZ STORY

24.Kung naigapos ko man ang puso mo ang sa akin ay pinatay ko.
-LORNA TOLENTINO in NAKAGAPOS NA PUSO

25.lahat ng ibinibigay ko sa pamilya koibinibigay ko rin sa iyo! lahat! lahat! lahat! lahat lahat lahat!"
-CLAUDINE BARRETO in MILAN

26.hindi niyo maiintindihan dahil gustoniyong palabasin na masama akong babae!"
-CHIN-CHIN GUTIERREZ in IPAGLALABAN KO THE MOVIE

27.you made me believe. you made me believe we had a chance..."
-SHARON CUNETA in MINSAN MINAHAL KITA

28.pagmasdan mo ang mukhang ito! basahin mo sa mukhang ito ang di mabilang na kasalanan ninyo at nang inyong ama sa akin at sa aking ina!
-HILDA KORONEL in MAHAWI MAN ANG ULAP

29.bayaran mo ng buhay ng anak mo ang buhay ng anak ko!"
-SHARON CUNETA in MAGKAPATID

30.nagpanggap ako'ng class dahil yun ang sinabi nila sa akin. eh ikaw sino ang nagsabi sa iyong magpanggap kang tao?"
-JUDY ANN SANTOS in IM SORRY MY LOVE

31.ang hirap sa iyo hindi mo na makuha ng tama ang order hindi mo na maluto ng tama ang sisig hindi ka pa magkaanak!"
-DIETHER OCAMPO in GIMIK THE REUNION

32.pag-ibig?! putanginang pag-ibig yan!"
-NANNETE MEDVED in NARITO ANG PUSO KO

33.galit ako sa mga lalake dahil wala na silang ibang ginawa kungdi iwan ang pamilya ko!galit ako sa sarili ko dahil putangina! ikaw ang kauna unahang lalaking minahal ko!"
--REGINE VELASQUEZ in DAHIL MAY ISANG IKAW

34."i never really believed in forever toni. but i think i found forever in you."
-RICO YAN in GOT TO BELIEVE

35.nangyari na ang nangyari carl. hindi natin ginusto, hindi dapat pero nangyari na... walang tayo carl."
-CLAUDINE BARRETO in KAILANGAN KITA

36.hihintayin kita sa langit gabriel..."
-DAWN ZULUETA in HIHINTAYIN KITA SA LANGIT

37.ligaya... ligaya ang itawag mo sa akin... yan ang trabaho ko, nagbibigay ng aliw..."
-ROSANNA ROCES in LIGAYA ANG ITAWAG MO SA AKIN

38.Pinapangako ko, Inay... Bukas, luluhod ang mga tala!"
- SHARON CUNETA in BUKAS LULUHOD ANG MGA TALA

39.Mahal mo ba ako, dahil kailangan mo ako o kailangan mo ako kaya mahal mo ako."
- CLAUDINE BARRETO in MILAN

40.Sana sa bawat sigarilyo hinihitit mo, sa bawat alak na iniinom mo, naisip mo kung ilan pagkain ang tiniis kong hindi kainin para lang may ipadala sa inyo"
- VILMA SANTOS in ANAK

41.Ding...ang bato!"
- VILMA SANTOS in DARNA

42.Eddie Garcia: Marami ka pang bigas na kakainin!
FPJ: Hindi ako kumakain ng bigas, Major. Sinasaing ko muna bago kong kakainin. Ikaw Major, palay palang, kinakain mo na.
EG: Shit!
FPJ: Shit ka rin!
-EDDIE GARCIA & FERNANDO POE JR. in KAPAG PUNO NA ANG SALOP II

43.Ang hirap sa'yo, sala ka sa init, sala ka sa lamig. Isinusuka ka ng diyos, iniluluwa ka ng langit.
-VILMA SANTOS in T-BIRD AT AKO

44.Ayoko mag-itim. Ayoko magluksa. Wala sa damit, wala sa kulay ang pagmamahal. Narito, nasa puso, nasa utak!.
-MARICEL SORIANO in SAAN DARATING ANG UMAGA

45."taas na nga kamay ko sayo eh, mahal na nga kita palagay ko eh, maging sino ka man"
- ROBIN PADILLA in MAGING SINO KA MAN

46.Bakit ang ama, makapag-trabaho lang sya at maibigay ang pangangailangan ng anak mabuti na sa paningin ng iba?!... pero bakit ang ina ginawa mo ng lahat... nagpakapagod ka, masama parin sa paningin ng iba?!"
-VILMA SANTOS in ANAK

47.Get out of my house! Oo, bahay ko 'to! Bahay ko 'to dahil ako ang nagbabayad ng ilaw, ako ang nagbabayd ng tubig! Get out of my house! I don't need a parasite!
-MARICEL SORIANO in SOLTERA

48.Darating siya, alam ko darating siya at mamahalin niya ako para sa mga taong hindi nagmahal sa akin..."
-MARICEL SORIANO in IKAW PALANG ANG MINAHAL

49.VS:Ako pa rin ang asawa, karugtong ng buhay, kasiping sa kama!"
MS:Ang anak hindi napapalitan pero ang asawa nahihiwalayan!!!"
-VILMA SANTOS AND MARICEL SORIANO in YESTERDAY, TODAY AND TOMORROW

50.Walang hindi nakakakilala sa pangalang MAGNOLIA DELA CRUZ, ang hindi nakakakilala sa pangalang ito ay ASO lamang!!!"
-NORA AUNOR in BILANGIN MO ANG BITUIN SA LANGIT

CRAM = STUDY

According to English Thesaurus (U.S.) found in my Microsoft Word 2007, the word is cram is a synonym of STUDY, MUG UP and GEN UP. I don't know exactly the meaning of mug up and gen up but STUDY. i know it a lot.

Nevertheless, after four terms, I have realized that I am such a crammer. My blockmates and I coined it.

I have ample time to finish everything but. I did not do my school works. Yeah. I have more time on visiting my FS and MULTiPLY accounts. Yeah. I don't prioritize school works. I feel dull when I'm about to do it. I mean. Why do the teachers have to ask us to write TONS of reflection papers about things that we discussed in the classroom? Hello there. It's so taxing. It's already hard to answer their questions and now, they want us to write down our thoughts. Come on. They are making us miserable. [and the best actress award goes to.. :P]

Right now, I am studying. Or should I say, cramming? I have a lot of things to do. Read. Think. Type. Correct. All about writing journals. Yeah. effin' journals. I am into reading but not into writing. Ugh! I hate it. BUt since it's a MUST, I have to do it. I should do it. But the problem is, I don't know where to start. I am having ha real hard time thinking. Like, hello there. I have a short term memory and I forget things I don't want to remember. Hayayay. This is a huge problem. And I think, I should start solving it now.

Ten Conyomandments

Ten Conyomandments
by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
(taken from TLS-Menagerie)

Conyo here, conyo there, conyo everywhere! Here at La Salle, conyospeak has become an unofficial language as a good chunk of the student body knows, or maybe even mastered the socialite tongue. However, one must never forget the basics of the conyo and we thusly bring you: The Ten Conyomandments.

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"

*Stolen from Mardi Cuaresma haha Sobrang laughtrip haha

English Language in Pinoy Friendster Accounts

ISANG NOSE-BLEEDING LAUGH TRIP PARA SA MGA ENGLISH MAJORS!!

hahaha.amf tlga to. i've read it a million times na ata pero until now, hindi pa din ako maka-move on!

ENJOY!!

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1) Ayumi
Occupation: student
Companies: rockers companies!
Hobby: chating!!
wants to meet "pretty girls!! only!! hehes!!" (Bakit kaya installment? Read this with feelings for maximum appreciation. Complete with the pauses.)

2) -GEniE Lou-
aBouT me???? (Eh kailangan pa ba namang i-reiterate na about you ito?) A persOn wHo is veRy conservative, have positive outlook in lyf, suMtyms I brEak pRomises dat can cause someone angry w/ me (Grrrrr!!! Nakakagalit talaga!) .... im very productive person... everytime i do some task or deeds i will make a plan 1st b4 i go 4 it. im very fond ! in listening 2 musizzzz im da type of person dat tells frankly (And Frankly would be... your best friend's name?)

3) jOnah-nUevE 'kikAy fOe RiL'
Companies: oN mAh hiStOry.. wYL i WAs On A mAll hOppiNg.. sUmvody GAve mE A stArstruck fOrM... HAhA! itz kinDA wEiRD.... wAtZ uP wit dAt huH? (What's up with YOU???)

4) -aNnA-
MaArtE,SEnSItive, SuPlAdITa, FRiEnDly, fAshiOnIStA, KikAy, AtTraCtiVe AnD EveRytHinG NiCE THaT Was Me!! (Was ba talaga?) MaTaLinO (ThEReS N o OnE IN THiS WoRLd hAs stUpId MiNDs) (You might want to reconsider this.) mAaRte aKo PeRo InDi AkO mAlAnDE-jUZ DOn'T EvEr jUdGe Me cOz yOu dONt mE aT AlL.... (Huh?) AND ..... YoU MuZ ReMEmBeR eVeRYtHinGs hAs a reAsONS..... DoNt ! DArE mE COz YoU DoNt knOw wHaT CaN I dO (Eh parang clueless ka din naman eh.) SoMe peopLe dOnT UnDErSTaNd WhAT Is my aTtItUde BUt dOnT JuDgE aNyOnE...... .. i pRoTeCT my fRieNdS...aNd pRoTeCt YoUrs :) (I sure will-from you.)

5) catherine joyii
Affiliations: Catholic (Bang!)

"dont lyk pipol hu r very: PLASTIKS, pa EPAL, LIARS and anything na mga BAD ATTITUDE I like hu r vry gud.... (Huh? Who?)!!! "and if u want me to ur friend, jaz aDD me uP" (Bang! Bang!)

6) alexandra rose sobida
About Her: long hair, bolding eyes (Hmm... meaning?), red lips and long life (Amen!)
Who She Wants to Meet: a spiecial boy in my hole life forever and ever (Amen ulit!)

7) maria princesa
caption ng picture: "am i look good"
Affiliations: An roman catholic
Favorite TV Shows: OPHRA (Of-ra ba kamo?)
About Her: Me......... hmmmmmm ...... simpl! e and always happy....... . i know you've get it.......... . (Actually, hindi.)
wants to meet "somebody who has a sen se of humor and simple gets" (Simple gets. Maghanap ka ng ibang kausap, 'ne!)

8) lito
Companies: wa lang. im just in the class room seating on my chair and flerting with gurls....... (Tsk, tsk. Yur a beri bud boi ah!)
TV Shows: Whos line is that? (Nabitin sa title.) and teleseryes
About him: I am a 19 year old strait guy, and i love doing creative stuff and having fun.... entering personal relationships with girls and guys even gays is okey with me as long as they are mature and responsible enough to hundle a relationship. By the way!!! (Shet. Naninigaw siya!) before, I was against bisexual relationships en even sexual intercoarses (Papel de liha daw. Magaspang eh.) between same sexes, that was me before that memorable night happen to me when i was in 4th year highschool.. .. (Sus! Baka mabasa 'to ng mga magulang mo!)

Sa inyong pagbaybay sa kanyang fantasy land (aka friendster profile-"about me" section) kung maaari lamang po'y 'wag niyong kaligtaan bigyan ng pansin ang mga sumusunod:
boardmaits
permission to my parents
inerested
desided
leaking ("Licking" 'to actually.)
niples (Hala. Kulang. Baka 1 lang din ang kanya.)
stroakign (believe me, he meant "stroking.")
saterday
apartmen
doing our staff i realizes (I DEMAND A REFAND!!!) < /div>

9) lady biolente
caption ng picture: "it's meh,panget koh d2 bat kya!!! hehehe" (Hmm... bakit nga kaya?)
Occupation: collage student (Wow. BA Collage ba 'yan? Sana nag-fine arts ka na lang para diverse tapos major in collage!)
Movie: the ant (At starring sino naman kaya?)
About her: ahm.......about meeh!!!??? ATTITUDE? kind,suplada minsan.. pro most of da tym mabait meeeh..., makulit, lagi na nka-smyl ngaun... talented pa! i can dance. i can sing....i can fly basta ba my wings, eh...he!he!he! (Feeling langaw.) OUTLOOK? syempre magand a,noh! alangan nmn laitin k ang sarili koh...height koh? 5'3'' ASSET KOH? my legs sbi nila.... taken na meehh....... ...should I say yes!? (No. Utang na loob, paki intindi ng mga pinagsusulat niya.)

10) Geneveve
Occupation: business women (Marami siguro silang may-ari ng account na 'to.)
Affili ations: business
Hobbies: watcing tv (Watsing?)
About her: beutiful and honest
wants to meet... i want ta meet people is simple only (Good luck with that.)

11) christopher
Hobbies: lapping trip (Macho dancer in da house!) ; tambay; sound trip; gumala
My Looks: punkiztah (Eh talaga bang kailangan 'to?)

12) masaaki
Affiliations: Governor (Sa bagay, puwede nga namang he's affiliated with the governor... pero mali eh...! Maliiiiii!)
Hobbies and Interests: play guitar and to be band
About Him: cOoL... taLL.... sMarT.... & mO$t oF th! aT tRuth LovEr..... (As in "mahal ang katotohanan" o "true lover" ba dapat?) ha..ha...ha. ...ha.... .ha..... eVerythiNgs' trUth (Words of wisdom from Masaaki * Palakpakan *)

13) gummibear
About Me:"im kaRReL.. iM a giRL hu oLweZ waNa b HappY buT jSt cnT b! I cAn eiTHer b sEriouS oR siLLy... liBeraTed,,fuN. .no worrieS.. iM a prActiCal woMan n I eiTHer (Baka naman "I'd rather...") Lose mY heart dAN my bRaiNS.. (So which one DID you lose? Clue naman diyan...) it'S harD 2 piCk uP d piEceS oF my liFe..,, veRy comPlicaTed. . buT noT noW.. (Ano ba talaga? Complicated ba o hindi?) i dNt bLiV iN dEsTinY iM abouT reALiTy., uR liFE iS in uR hAnds//// so uR d 1 hu coMpLicaTe iT...." (No, no, no-YOU complicate it.)

14) maricel
Occupation: looking a job (Magandang career 'yan.)
Hobbies: dancing, chatting, reading book, outting outdoors (Outting outdoors... hmm. I wonder...)
Favorite Book: The Purpose Driven in life (Ito ba talaga ang title ng aklat na ito?)
M! usic: fashions (Maaari bang bigyang linaw ninyo kung anong nagaganap dito?)

15) Breeks
Favorite Music: stay w/ cushe, the day u said gudnyt w/ hale, kahit pa w/ hale again, specialy 4 u w/ MYMP, tell me y it herts (Eh ilang kilo Hertz ba iyan?) w/ MYMP again, love moves in mysteriuos ways w/ NINA ehehehe!!!!
About Me: im a person n siryoso pro happy ksm en i dont like sa mga pipol n plastik gus2 ko ung dldl ("Daldal" pala 'to. Akala ko naman kung ano...) pro my sen ce ung cnsabi en real... im sure n mag kksundo tyo!!! Practically (Baka "basically." ) i want pretty girls but honestly i like mostly girls who are nice to accompany (Escort service ba ang hanap niyo?) and not malandi ...waaaaah i hope i cud fyn special one !!! (Lord, ang sakit na talaga ng ulo ko.)

16) Anthony
Affiliations: hardcore serial killer/frustrated assassin, computer addict (Malamang "describe yourself" ang pagkakaintindi niya dito.)
Favorite Movie: Harry Potter all the movies that were already shown and including the one's that is still being made (Wow, advanced.)
Favorite Music: alternative, rock, mellow, pop, kahit ano basta hale o cueshe ( Aba , very seasoned ah.)
About Me: im just a person who sit's silently on one corner (Yeah. And stay there.)

17) -pRettY cAng-
Favorite Music: ACOUSTIC...reggea (Huh?)

"me?? im just a si mple girl... hmmm... sometimes im othistic" (Ayuneeeee! Ops, wala akong sinabi...! It came straight right out of the proverbial horse's mouth!)

"loves 2 eat but still sexy and i carry myself very well with the way I look and the way i dress." (Why don't we just take her word for it?)

"when it comes to my character, i reflect myself as a conforming one because i have tested myself of doing things which anticipated to be done." (Tissue, please. Dumudugo ang ilong ko.)

18) SheZzO GraniTy
Hometown: AurOrA wEr CrimE iS OrGaniZeD (Ingat dito mga kapatid.) En ThA RuLe 2 FoLLoW (Is what...?)
Schools: sTa.cLarA wEr pLenTy oF mUrdErEr OccUrS (Tandaan ang paaralang ito-'wag ie-enroll ang mga bata dito.)
Affiliations: ThuG BaLLa bAbY oF kArEn rOsE
About Me: i CamE FrOm a SmaLL TowN wEr oL ThA GenGsTerS- kiLLahZ- DruG DeaLahZ- YounG bLoOdS- LiVin aLonE AnD biG TyM SinDiCaTe ArE OcCurS (Ito pala ang nuknukan... Ano ba'ng number sa police station?)

19) -lil LiZ-:
"rOcKeRz!! n pUnKz!!!! ASTIG!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" (Yeah. Sure.)

Affiliations: tEnNaGe LiFe!! (Double dead ito. Mali na, wrong spelling pa. Tsk.)
Favorite Movies: chukie 1 and 2 (Chukie? Malamang habulin ka talaga ng saksak ng manikang 'to dahil na-misspell mo yung pangalan niya.)

wants to meet "ANYONE. if ya want to know more just sen me a message!!" (Once again, no tenks.)

20) -'kEiXi'-
Hometown: nAVOetAst (In truth, NAVOTAS. Haaaay. Baketttttttttt? ????)
About Me: aqOuh?? (Hindi-ako daw...) .. cHimPle LAng.. bUT cAn maKE yUr hEAd tURn (Feel ko na nga mag-a la-Exorcist this far eh.) ,, *HoTcHiC**sEXy dAw..cHAvii nG mGAh fWEnDz qEw (Masyado kang nagpapaniwala. ...) .. sVi qEw nAMn.. mAdAnDa aqEw.. maArTE?/..sObra ** hiHi.. nDi mHEii mAarTE.. kAla nYOuh lAng yUn,, kSHi cHigURo .. yU fOUnd mE.. wEAriNg uNiqUe eAriNgs.. (So...?) USing mAkEuP.. oWeYs lOoKing mY fACe in tHE mirror.. mAarTE bAh yUN? (Hindi naman masyado)
who i want to meet: "xA aCcoUnt qEw..kHit cHiNU pwEde.. kHit ikA'y mUkhang .. tAtaNgAPEn kiTAh bsTAh bAH TEZti cOUh aAhh" (Yuneeeeeeee! !! Testimonial pala ang habol.)

21) PrEtty StEpS IV
Affiliations: vOLLeYBaLL pLaYeR, cOLLeGe sTuDeNt, pARt tiMe MoDeL (iN MAHdReaMZ) (Huy, gising!), ChEEr DanCER & UR fRiEnDLiEsT nEiGhBoR iN ToWn......!! !! ( Aba , waynat?!)

"I wud nEver faLL again fOr soMeOne he's hEad oVer heeLs wiTh (So you're into girls...?) iN Comes To A rELATIONShIP I am faiTHfuL aNd sweet I haTes aNd curSes pLayErs (Playaz beware!) I am eMoTioNaL, I lisTens to My mind buT I stiLL foLLows My heart (Gollum? Is this you?) someone U Can tRUsT On

THANK YOU FOR PATRONIZING MY FRIENDSTER ACCOUNT LOVE YOU ALL (Uy, artista. Love lots ba?)

22) -sTaY ovErLoaD-
Hometown: TaGuiG..ThE FLazE To bEE..MaHoGanY (Yes naman!)
Occupation: boniFiEd (na-Boni? Ano?) and cErTiFied HeavEn ringEr..aLpha MaN.. (Meaning...? )
Affiliations: aFiLL-FuLL and ThuguFuLL..ThEY r grEaT jusT 4 onE nigHT buT iM grEaT evErY nigHT!! (Something tells me that... nah... 'wag na lang. Think what you want.)

23) Jean
Companies: Schools (Puwede naman...)
Affiliations: Cristianity (Yun na!)
Who I Want to Meet: "be always respect the universal trademark clan within the highest organization" (Oh. My Gadddd. This could be the motherest of them all grand statements, don't you think?)

24) adora
Companies: companies of CUTE PERSON (Yeah. What. Ever.)
Favorite Movies: thombraider (Thom the Braider daw? Ano?)

"ME...a simple GOD creature (Right... Of course you are.) , a high climber (Feeling unggoy.) & aggressive person, i want a new clothes, books..... ( Aba . At may wishlist pa!) some of my other descriptions are---->friendly, jealousy, cute, honest..." (Just what exactly was he trying to do here again?)

"i love spaghetty" (Aaah... ako, spaghetti ang gusto ko.)

Who I Want to Meet: A CUTE PERSON..and i hate a person who has a BAD IMAGE like being ignored, finishing second, hand-me-downs, waiting, LIAR, forgetfullnes, haste, feeling ignorant, vulgarity, ugliness, being pressured, LOUD ARGUMENTS & MAKING PROMISES.. (May kaunting kaguluhan.)

25) giriz
Affiliations: Bsta Nilalang sa EarTh pro luv c God (Oh... And what do we have here?)

"i like" play badminton." (Me don't like.)

"My true name: Giriz Romanos" (At an o naman yung fake?)

"I was born: in Earth!!!" (Are you sure? Is that your final answer?)

"I dont juge the book by its cover I read it first" (Aminin nating may punto siya... pero BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA pa rin!)

26) ooohweeeh gUl
Ms. "beat mah sexxy ass if u fwakin can" (I won't even fwakin try! Man!!! WHAT does this mean???)
About Me: "im juss a simple gul wit very naughty attitudes that guys might like and love" (Guys, totoo ba 'to?)
Who I Want to Meet: "i want to meet different pips ho can carry dir self very and has strong personality" (Haaaaay.)

27) Bhabes
Affiliations: sana magkaroon ako ng boy friend n very gentleman, and caring person at igagalang k ng 22o. (Kami siguro, igagalang niya. Ikaw... sana rin.)
Favorite Books: ..."a dauther is a forever" (A what is forever??? Hala na...)
Favorite TV Shows: amanda show, spongebob disney, rush hour 2, parents trap, freacky Friday (Parang freacky freckles ang naisip ko dito...) basta ung nakakakilig na panoorin., ung mga tpong png lovers only.ung nkakakilig (Ay ewan ko sa'yo.)

28) Jha
Favorite Music: aLL e'M oF mUsIc As SoOn ThAt It's NoT iRrITaTe Me (YOU irritate me.)
About Me: !nSan3 Of NaTuRe: I liKe aLwAyS aN aDvEnTuRe & ThriLL iN mAh LiF3 i NeVer LoSt ThAt cOz, I'm The On3 who LoOk & FiNd FoR tHat B4 k!!! rYt nOw NOTHING!!! jUsT aN oRdInARy Mhe (But still insane of nature, quite obviously.)
Who I Want to Meet: who need to talk to someone. (Is this a question? Maybe YOU need to talk to someone-at sana magkaintindihan kayo.)

29) m E d Y FULL
Favorite Books: lovHisToRy Of My SeLf by: The one who es YOu!!!!! It's mE!! (Teka, nahulog ako sa upuan ko.)
About Me: "...i'm a simple person with a simple traits... dat's ol!" (Bow. I tenk you.)
Who I Want to Meet: "i want to meet ol of you, someone lyk you, whose fun to be with... of coarse... YOU"" (Ikaw-ikaw ang magaspang. Pareho kayo ni Contestant #8.)

30) Giselle
Hobbies: "im fun of texting ... im fun of dancin, sleeping, eating and singing and also fun of spending time with my frends" (Wow! What a FUN person you are! Ganito din ang fave books niya-"I'm fun of...")

"i want to make friends to all the pipol in the world!!! .... i want to meet pipol who is friendly and jam to be with!!" (Hayyyyy... Diyos na mahabagin!)

31) Gtonjethone
"Don't let my looks fool you! Im a EDUCATED FOOL w/ PARTIES, DISCO AND GAMES in my MIND!" (Uy! Gangsta's Paradise na combo meal! Sakto!)

"...Sometime i go further till 6 or 7am..." (Ano daw?)

"I want a long hair! (Isa lang ba talaga ang gusto mo?) So i can copy my sitmates answer w/out being seen by my teacher!" (Tsk, tsk. Principal's office na 'to.)

"I love ANEMI FANATICS like myself!" (Ang dapat sa'yo ay Hara Kiri.)

32) cOmWiZgiRL VII
"iM a siMpLe girL!prO mnSn rAkiZtA oUtfit aQ!" (Tsssssssss. Kayo ang nagpapababa ng kahulugan ng pagiging rocker.)

"Luk mtrAy at chUpLaDa dw cHAbi nG mGa kpitbhy nMin" (What's with the "ch-"? Geez.)

"d aQ mAartE!(pWerA LnG iF tiNO2pAk aQ!)" (At mukhang lagi kang tinotopak.)

wants to meet "ung mga nkanursing na uniform. (i duNnO y, maybE tHey nEat)" - (Yeah. Maybe.)

33) tEtHeN
Hobbies and Interests: cmPle Lng...bOys.. bOys...and bOys...bSta lOt oF boYs... (I leave it up to my discerning fellow readers to pass judgment on this one...)
Favorite Books: ..y U mAkE me fiL xo gAga Ba wiD yaH..!!!???! ! (Minumura na ba tayo?)

"dMIng KOng lAit sA mgA cHakA...wAhekS" (Hulaan mo kung kanino ako maraming lait... that's right!)

wants to meet someome "tO bE mY crYinG sHoulDer aNd mY stRenGht" (O, calling on all those na may crying shoulder...)

34) raceL
"its been a long time since i involved in a relationship" (I think I know why...) so pls hands off if ur just playing on me..." (Noli Me Tangere.) You can always here me sharing my opinions to others" (Here you? O baka there you? Ano ba?)

"During my past-time, i browse and browse internet..." (Adik ka!)

friends: "as long as we clicked each other's company...that' s fine with me" (Huh?)

"Some says I'm a masungit" (Ay. Dizz iz it, folks.)

35) kleeny (Hanep sa pangalan. Tamang-tama, sinisipon ako.)
Companies: Not Yet. (O 'wag daw muna! Atat ka eh.)
Favorite Books: All Books as long as there are sense about LOVE ( Sana ito ring sinabi mo na 'to may sense.)

"U will enjoy my company...I assure you 4 that" (Nako, girl! FOR THAT, featured ka dito!)

"I have a long curly Hair (Take note: isang kulot na buhok lang.) & my friends said that i have a cute Chinese eyes!!" (Naniningkit na ba kayo sa asar?)

"Want to Meet? Whoever, whatever as long as they are Good & Respected People (Politicians, perhaps?). I like a Persons who are Triple S stands for SIMPLE, SWEET & SINCERE..." (Tandaan sa darating na halalan!)

36) shanlee
Affiliations: socialization (Somebody-anybody, please start defining affiliations. Utang na loob.)

"easy to belong with specially to those people hu r nice too"

37) Maricar
Affiliations: cosmetics (This part has never ceased to amaze me.)
Hobbies and Interests: ...making friends globally (Hello, Ms Congeniality! )

"sometime I can't hide 'the child in me'." (Paki tago, please.)

"I firmly believe that 'The way to A Man's Heart is Through His Stomach' thats why i like winning my man by preparing him delicious and nutritious food." (Thank you, Dr Quack-Quack. )

Who I Want to Meet: I want him to be HIMSELF!!!!! (Sino daw? Buti 'di mo sinabing "I want to be HIMSELF!" Buti na lang talaga...)

38) jAcMuZiKaDiK- V
fave music: i DiG aLm0Zt oL KiNdZ gez m so versatile. (Uhh, yeah. Right.)

"im s0o0o0o0 REAL...thts foe meh!!" (Foe meeh, yoe not, dawg.)

"sounds COINCEITED but m not!!!" (May identity crisis ang COINCEITED na ito.)

"i dnt have d ASS( w/c most of d guyz dig n2)..." (Shet! Dig INTO?! Arayyyyyyyy! !!)

39) JeAn
"my friend call me roni for short bu! t to make it long call me roni-jean" (Pahabain pa ba natin ang usapan?)

she "can be please easily" & "know how to deal wth diff.type of person (even d tambay i can deal wth dem)" ( Aba , tignan niyo nga naman!)

"vulgar...i can say wt i wnt....even its not gud in ur ear..." (Now look what you've done! Kanina ilong lang... now my ears are bleeding too!!! Huhuhu!)

40) Collen May
"I am Ms. Personality and Ms. Congeniality (Ibig sabihin, hindi daw siya kagandahan.) daw with long black straight hair and morena. I am friendly in school (especially with the teachers- (Kailangan eh...ops! Hindi sipsip-friendship lang ito.) ) and even the alumni people!!! Kasi some of them are my neighbors."

"I love wearing and accesorizing clothes to make myself beautiful... :-) (Nag-work naman ba?) hello...joke lang po! They say i walk like a model or just pretending to walk like one but its the way i walk, really it's the truth and nothing but! (O ha?! O ha?!)"

41) Daryl
"me?? im ayl hndi mganda pro SEXY!hehehe. .! pangit pro MATALINO. Hndi kgandahan pro MABAIT..." (Ipinagdiinang pangit siya. What can I say?)

42) Aaron
"Ahhhhhhmmmmm! !!!! Just add me to your friend.... (Uhh... sige. Kanino mo gusto?) If you really wanna know about mee (No, I really don't.)!!!!!, but just an impression, im not gonna be what you expect" (Oh really? Try me.)

43) wilmar
"im a true freind that im willing to fight my friends (Panigurado, pala-away ang batang ito.) , sometimes she can be rude if you want to and she really hates plastic person (What did I miss? Who's "she?"). im prank very prank (You're a joke, that's for sure.) and if i hates i tell it to them para hinde nila masabi na im so beas." (Do you think he (or she-whatever) means "bias" here? Whatchuguystink? )

44) tThHaaALyN
Affiliations: meeting different ki nd of people...=> those people who I can easily asses myself with...=D (This is too much for my kokote.)
Hobbies and Interests: people who's fun to be with ! and interesting. .....have mood swings too...wen provoked!! im a different type of girl... not the one that u always encounter wid!! (Nadapa pa. Dinagdagan pa kasi ng "with" eh. Tsk, tsk.)

"want 2 mit?? well does people who's please to mit me 2!!!" (Sabog na ulo ko.)

45) Princess
Affiliations: im friendly and everything:) (Huhuhu... why, God???)

"im fund of music... ("Fund" naman ang drama nito, hindi na "fun" (see Contestant #30). Mukhang mayaman!) i want to... build a Europian school here in the Philippines " (Mayaman nga 'ata...)

Who I Want To Meet: "im open for all..." (Feeling Ministop.)

46) 'marlaX'
"mah hair s quite long a nd sleek wit a bang" (Medyo nahuli, pero happy new year pa rin!)

"i hv ds pierce on mah upper left ear" (On yawh uppah left eah ba? Tigazzzzz!)

"kaya pls lng wlang poporma at wag mgbalak manligaw dto!" (Hint, hint! Mag-reverse psychology ba?)

47) Jas
Motto: If there's a will, There's a will... (Haaay. Been there been that.)
Favorite Day: Everyday (Sa bagay, 7 lang naman ang araw sa isang lingo...)

J - jesus*
A - almighty*
S - savior*

* (What the...?!?!? Can't we just leave Jesus out of this? Geez...)

48) Arvie Jan
"ako ang nag-inspired kay Boy Abunda sa fassion." (Ows?)

"because relationship comes and go but friendship is forever!!! ininglish pa yun!!!" ( Aba . Proud pa siya.)

49) Joel
all of you are welcome in my friendster.. . even if you are a girl,boy,lesbian, gay,hunk, or naugthy...or either you are a bisexual or trisexual... (Wow. Lahat tanggap niya. Kamon let's join us!)

50) beware
"so kung feel mo akong maging friend, take the risk! face all the hardships and danger... hu knows? baka dun mo makita ang kasiyahan na hindi mo pa nadarama sa buhay mo.." (Hmm... do you think this is a threat?)

51) riechell
"mahilig sumali sa contest at pagent at nag-hahakot ng awards tulad ng sports wear at specially ang miss. photogenic" (Check out her picture)